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GUYS THAT DON'T SMILE DON'T GET ANY ACTION

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Guys that don’t smile don’t get any action,
A smile is a sign that sparks attraction
Guys that don’t smile will be going home alone
But with a big smile that means the game is on

Guys that don’t smile earn the title AFC
They will never get the attention, of an HB
Guys that don’t smile will be lonely that night
It’s easy to do, shows confindence that’s right
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WHAT’S AN AFC?

Average fustrated Chump
You don’t want to be one you need to be champ

What’s LMR?

We’ll talk about that later
You’re a long ways away first you have to game her

What’s the best way to open?

Use your imagination
Don’t be like the others cause you won’t get my attention

Can I buy you a drink?

Yes sure you can
See you later sucker I need a real man

Hello my names’…

Go way I don’t really care
Been approached so many times no you’re not rare

Why you being rude?

Because it really works
I’m really very nice and not sorry it hurts

Is it because I didn’t smile?

Congratulations Einstein
It’s the first thing you should do so try it next time

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What’s LMR again?

I told you that comes later
See Faustino over there, now he’s a player

OK what’s a DHV?

Demonstration of higher value
Win the group over your style should be smooth

Can I tell you that you’re beautiful?

Unless you want to lose
I know that already whatchu thinking dude?

But I’m a nice guy

Yeah just like the rest
But those AFC’s rarely get any sex

You’re full of information

Hey that’s the way it is
A true fuckin player knows this shit

Alright I’ll smile when I first come in

There you go compadre
That’s the first step to win

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Hey what’s LMR?

I told you that comes later
First open up a set and the target you neg her

But I’m the leader of men!

Yeah can you prove it?
You have my attention but soon you’ll lose it

I’ve been pre selected

Please tell me more
Are you the tribal leader or did you pay for the girl

Shut up and choose a number between 1 and 10

OK I got 1
What is it my friend?

You’re number rhymes with heaven So it must be 7 Hey not bad how’d you know that?
First things first what should I do to attract?

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What’s a DLV?

Something you don’t want to do
Demonstration of lower value that means you lose

Should I build comfort or try to seduce?

No start with attraction that’s what PUA’s do

Can I hold your hand will you let me if I try

First you need at least 3 IOIs

Yeah you are good it’s a shame you’re not my type

What’s that you said hey that’s not right

And nice fingernails those aren’t real
But they still look nice hope you got a good deal

Why’s he talking to my friend
I’m the hot one
I’ll have to prove myself to him
He’s no fustrated chump

Is she always like this
Where’s her off switch
How do you roll with her
It’s ridiculous

Well done dude you must know the Man of Style
And Mystery his friend and Matador that smiles

BRIDGE

Attract build comfort seduce
Those are the steps its what you have to do
Show higher value you have to demonstrate
Why because it’s part of the game
Over the shoulder don’t face them
A quick time restraint disqualify to win
Remember chump to champ and the practice it takes
They made the transition and now have SOLID GAME!
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