I'm in the business of making people happy
I'm in the business of pissing people off
I'm in the business of saying you are awesome
I'm in the business of saying that you suck
I like T in Rocky 3
I like the 80's Wayne Gretzky
I like Charlie Sheen
AND I LOVE QUEEN
I hate trouble you see
I hate Scientology
Religion makes people weak
And can hate it when some speak
CHORUS
Yes I do feel free
To say whatever I need
And if you don't like me
Then say it 1 2 3
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The nice ones forgive me
The evil want to see me bleed
Many don't want me to speak
But many want to hear me preach
CHORUS
I've had my share of dreams
I've consumed a lot of weed
They opened my eyes you see
Made me strong no not weak
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People like you and me
Oh yes we disagree
Let's stop the time and think
What are the possibilities
I've never met Mr.T
I've never ever met Rocky
But that sure would be sweet
Yes we can all agree
I've never met Wayne Gretzky
But I sure do love hockey
John Cena can't see me
Now sing it 1 2 3
CHORUS
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Some are boring
Some have class
And if they don't like me
They can kiss my ass
Some interesting
Some depressing
I can live with out
All of their blessings
Some are dumb
Some are funny
Whether rich or poor
It's always nice to have money
Some don't work out
Some are into fitness
And what about me
Hey I'm in the business
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CHORUS
Yes I'm a fan
Of Vince McMahon
The late Patrick Swayze
And the Cult of Dusty
Feel free to email me
Replies are guaranteed
It's knowledge that I seek
As well as some good weed
When lost I feel at home
And always cross out 1 God more
Ever wonder why
Many Christians love their porn
I'm outta here
Whats this can be that
Please believe me
Some could use a HITCH SLAP!