I watch wrestling yeah I know all the rules
But I keep it a secret 'cause they say its UN cool
Every Monday night I watch RAW if I can
Got to hand it to Vince McMahon

It's like I wear a mask to keep this secret
And I won't take it off no not just yet
I hope there comes a day when I can tell everyone
My favorite show is wrestling it's my #1!

CHORUS
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I'm a big fan of Mr. McMahon
I'm a big fan of Mr. McMahon
I'm a big fan of...... Vincent....Kennedy.... McMahon!
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I watch wrestling it's what I like to see
But I keep it a secret cause you'll laugh at me
What's the big deal it's only a show
Keeps me entertained when I'm sitting at home

I really loved it when Hogan turned bad
He said a lot of things to make people mad
The guy is a legend would like to shake his hand
Hollywood Hulk Hogan yes you are the man

YES I AM A HOGAN FAN
YES I AM A HOGAN FAN
YAS I AM A.... Hollywood... Hulk..... Hogan.... FAN!

You watch wrestling yeah I know that you do
But you keep it a secret oh yes it's true
It's a damn shame that it's got to be this way
'Cause they think its UN cool oh what can I say?

My--- cable bill is really high too
Cause I got to see all the pay-per-views
Do you watch wrestling I say HELL NO!
'Cause they laugh at me why I don't know

A clothesline here and a dropkick there
And there are divas everywhere
I love the surprised look on Mr. McMahons face
He does it so well I try to imitate

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CHORUS
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I watch wrestling but will never let you know
That I'm a big fan of Flair and Big Show
I also like The Rock but don't see him anymore
I watch wrestling but will never let you know

And no I'll never wear a wrestling T-shirt
In public or on the way to work
Got to play it safe can't let them know
That I'm a big fan of Triple H and Stone Cold!

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CHORUS
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