I got a mullet and I’m proud of it
I’ve done and growed it so’s I can show it around
I got a mullet and I’m proud of it
AND THERE AIN’T NOWAY YOU CAN TAKE IT AWAY!

I got hat hair from my John Deere cap
I got a rat hair cover for my baseball bat
But that’s a back up, for my redneck ways
I’ll be walking up these tracks till the end of my days

And yup, you better give me respect
The last guy that didn’t got his dog house wrecked
Yah that’s right, I fight dirty that way
Don’t mess with me an' you’ll be OK

I got a mullet and I’m proud of it
AND THERE AIN’T NOWAY YOU CAN TAKE IT AWAY

Yah it’s a flopping, in the flowing breeze
Short front long back almost down to my knees
Looks like a rock star, leather jacket with rhinestones
70’s porn star Daddy’s home

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Yeah he sports a mullet and it sure looks good
And he’s quite well known in this neighborhood
But he doesn’t have a job and it’s been that way
For a long time now all the folks say
So they hid his welfare check, in his work boots
And no he’ll never find it unless he’s good
This is the story of Bargain Bill

I get respect slicker from my redneck friends
My jeans so tight that my legs won’t bend
I know the polka AN the 2 step too
N my mullet makes me look much better than you

It’s my mullet, and I’m proud of it
AND THERE AIN’T NOWAY YOU CAN TAKE IT AWAY

I got a an armadillo gauntlet, that perfectly fits
Was a B-day present from Jimmy Hicks
I like drinking Bud, at the Willow Inn
Got a find me a job, don’t know where to begin

Have a lot of bills that need to be paid
Lucky for me it’s Welfare Day
I looked everywhere but what the heck
I just can’t seem to find my check

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I got a tractor, that’s up for sale, just needs a new fan belt and steering wheel
I got a big old dog that likes to bite strangers, but if your with me your out of danger

I get a lot of crap yeah, from my neighbors, and I can use a lot of toilet paper
If yah need anything feel free to ask, I can help yah with any task

Here are a few tips that you can do, that’s if yah want to sport a mullet too

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Yah got a grow out the back and crop up the front
Grow out the back N crop up the front
Yah got a grow out the back and crop up the front
N see a good barber bout every 6 months

Yah got a grow out the back and crop up the front
Grow out the back N crop up the front
Yah got a grow out the back and crop up the front
And you can tie it back now if you want

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I drive a big brown Chevy with a little rust, Ah whom I kidding there’s a lot
I got a slick hairstyle N everyone loves it, Yup that’s right I sport a mullet
My name is Bill but don’t call me William, last guy that did I had to kill them
Where’d it go, where could it be, I need some dollars to buy whisky
I looked everywhere but nothing yet, I can’t seem to find that doggone check

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I got a mullet and I’m proud of it... I done and growed it so’s I can show it around
I got a mullet and I’m proud of it...

N THERE AIN’T NOWAY YOU CAN TAKE IT AWAY!