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I get juiced by my government
Juiced by my friends
I got juiced by the church
Oh will this ever end…
I pay tax on tax
Get overcharged at the store
My wife spends all my money
And these days she wants more
I get juiced at Disneyland
And I’m sure that you do too
I get juiced wherever I go
What’s a guy to do?
I get juiced when I’m sleeping
Cause the kids steal all my change
And they juice us at the pump
Each and every day
I get juiced when I’m driving
Got to pay a stupid toll
My credit cards maxed out
And they juice me a little more
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I don’t think on my forehead
It says Sun ripe
But the world squeezes me
Everyday and night!
Here just take everything
Cause I give up
I should leave this place
And become a monk!
Why’s it so expensive
In a free country
Everywhere I go
They want my money
By the time my house is paid off
It’s triple the price
Yup being juiced
Isn’t very nice
They juice us when we use
A bank machine
Guess the billions that they make (a year)
Isn’t enough it seems
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I get juiced when I’m flying
Got to pay an airport tax
And for cigarettes
They want 10 bucks a pack
They juice me when I J-walk
Across a lonely street
Looks like Murphy’s law
It applies to me
I’m like a wet towel
The world twists and twists
And all the juice squeezed out
Is the money that I miss?
Don’t even get me started
How they juice me on beer
The waitress comes along
You got to tip me dear
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MY OH MY
Seems like I need some help
Cause the funny thing is
I even juice myself
I get juiced when I park
My rusted up old car
A buck these days
Doesn’t go very far
And when I lost my wallet
Some nice kid gave it back
But hold on wait a sec
Where’s all my cash
And they juice us at weddings
But you know that by now
A very special day YEAH RIGHT
My freedoms’ gone POW
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I get juiced on the lotto
Happy to get 3 out of 6
But usually I get 2
AND THAT DOESN’T PAY SHIT!
I don’t know how they get away
With all this
My wallet should be full
Now this is serious
When I’m walking down the street
A guy asks me for a buck
Ahh here you are
You seem down on your luck |
Un-freaking believable
The Dice Man would say
500 for a limo
To drive 2 blocks away!
(GUNSHOT)……………………………………………..
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